Today I was eating an orange, which at the time was the tastiest orange in all the land, and I realized that I’m living like a queen.
I have this little home, and it’s perfect, and it’s pretty and the light shines through every morning and makes little rainbows. And there’s an uppity hummingbird who chirps demandingly at me if his feeder is empty, but that’s okay. And there’s all this water! Look at all the water we have! It’s like a miracle! We can swim in it, and take baths in it – queenly activities, don’t you think?
And I can lay on the floor and stare out the window if I want to, and that’s okay.
Oh, what a happy time I’m having!