Darren has a paper published!
I….have no idea what it’s about. But it sounds cool!
My most prevalent memory of Darren the physicist is a tie between him riding up and down the hall of Acheson on his scooter, capped in an ushanka and wielding a bull whip, and him stuffing the half-emptied bag out of the box wine down his pants, spigot out the crotch, and inebriating the masses thusly.
Glad to see you are making something of yourself, Darren!