Church trap

Every morning on my way to work, I pass a little church on Buena Vista which, like many little churches, has a sign out front with a new message every week. This place, however, has the most bizarre, quippy, and humorous messages I’ve ever seen on a church sign. It’s to the point where I eagerly look forward to passing it, to see what weird or witty message is up.

Some favorites:

“I love the smell of chaos in the morning”

“It’s not about the shoes”

“Avoid churches” (which was followed by a bible verse, Matthew, I think, I cant recall it)

I’m intrigued to the point that I might stop in one Sunday and see if the sermons are as snarky as the board sign.